To accuse Jesse James, Snooki, Lindsay Lohan and Mel Gibson of being poor role models this year is to forget about all the people out there who aspire to be cheaters, punchlines, jailbirds and, we suppose, rose-gardeners.
So 2010 wasn't exactly a paradigm of celebrity virtue. But not every star was a falling one, thanks to the likes of Sandra Bullock, Taylor Swift and a certain Canadian singer with the most famous bangs since Bettie Page.
Today, we take a look back at the newsmakers that, for better or worse, were afforded enough ink this year to start their own printing press.
Mel Gibson: Leaked phone conversations between the actor and former flame Oksana Grigorieva win "Mad Mel" the dubious honour of Meltdown of the Year. The expletive-laden recordings included ferocious verbal abuse, sexual intimidation, racial slurs, and the now infamous threat, "I'll put you in a fing rose garden."
But, you know, we don't want to judge Mel until we've walked a mile in his hoofs.
Sandra Bullock: Barely a week after winning her first Oscar ironically, for a movie called The Blind Side Bullock was sucker-punched by allegations that her husband of five years, Jesse James, had been unfaithful. Throughout the ensuing divorce, the winsome actress remained the picture of grace and resilience, even managing to keep secret the fact that she'd adopted a baby boy at the height of her public pain.
"Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired," Bullock later quipped.
Lindsay Lohan: In May, star-watchers everywhere were surely shocked when a warrant was issued for LiLo's arrest, suggesting that the 84 minutes of "hard time" she did in 2007 hadn't reformed her. The troubled actress spent the year in and out of court not to mention jail and made enough trips to rehab that she's surely earned enough loyalty points for a free stay.
Conan O'Brien: After a falling-out with Jay Leno and NBC, the Internet rallied around the affable comedian, who briefly went on to become the only celeb on the planet more overexposed than Betty White.
Kanye West: The divisive rapper's often preposterous musings on Twitter ("I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle") endeared him once again to culture vultures, more than a million of whom signed on to follow his every word er, tweet.
Also helping West make news were a jaw-dropping performance on Saturday Night Live; the ambitious debut of his 35-minute film, Runaway; widespread critical praise for his fifth album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy; a notoriously awkward interview with Matt Lauer; and West's much-discussed debut of diamond teeth on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
Justin Bieber: The famously coiffed Canadian pop star started the year with an album that debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard 200, and things only went up from there. A sold-out tour, his own Google search engine, the announcement of a 3D movie, numerous award wins, and a dust-up at a B.C. laser-tag facility one which made the singer the unlikely face of anti-bullying, this year's cause celebre were among The Biebs' many headlines.
Failing a vaccine against Bieber Fever, it's likely the young heartthrob will only continue his reign of hair in 2011.
The Palins: From the TLC reality show Sarah Palin's Alaska to Bristol Palin's confounding success on Dancing with the Stars, this was the year that America's most talked-about political family "refudiated" convention and went Hollywood. What we want to know is: who's watching Russia while they're gone?
Taylor Swift: With a hit movie, four Grammy wins, sold-out concerts, a TV special and a new album that topped one million in unit sales in its first week, it's easy to see why this country crossover artist was named Entertainment Weekly's youngest-ever Entertainer of the Year. And Swift's juicy new relationship with actor Jake Gyllenhaal certainly won't give her a break from the headlines in the weeks to come.
Snooki: Jersey Shore couldn't be ignored in 2010. We know because we tried. Of all the breakout stars produced by the MTV reality show, Snooki aka Nicole Polizzi was undoubtedly the one who earned the most ink.
Under the pint-sized punchline's belt this year were countless talk-show appearances, endorsement deals, a high-profile arrest, a Halloween costume in her likeness, a book deal (if she asks nicely, maybe someone will read it to her) and even a presidential mention at the White House Correspondents Association dinner.
Had this "guidette" been any more exposed, Playboy could've sued for trademark infringement.
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